I Am An Aging Girl Scout.

I Choose To Do Unattractive People, Because Then I Can Pretend They Think They're Attractive.

I Like Crafts That Come Out Of Poverty Or Necessity. There Used To Be Hobby Shops Where You'd Get Your Supplies, And Then You'd Use Your Imagination.

I Really Don't Like Going Out. I Don't Like Restaurants Because I Don't Like The Idea Of Someone, A Waitress, Being Responsible For My Evening. I Like Seconds, And More, And Lots Of Conversation, And I've Always Hated The Idea That In A Restaurant An Evening Just Ends. I Find That Incredibly Depressing.

If I'm Creating Something For Myself, Then I Want To Have Fun.

My Father And I Have A Very Good Relationship. We Always Got Along. But I Always Scold Him.