I Am An Aging Girl Scout.

Some Crafts Have Been Practiced For Centuries. These Crafts Were Created Using Skills Passed From Generation To Generation, And Were Motivated By Necessity Such As Baskets And Pottery, Or Artistic Expression, Such As More Baskets And More Pottery. Today, There Is A Much More Leisurely Attitude Toward Crafting, And Virtually Anyone Without A Job And Access To Pipe Cleaners Can Join The Elite Society Of Crafters.

On The Off Chance That You Have Children, Don't Clean Up At All. As Children, My Brother And Sister And I Loved Waking Up Early And Playing Cocktail Party With The Leftover Debris

Sometimes, To Keep Things Exciting, I Decorate My House As If I Owned A Child. I'll Toss A Tiny Pair Of Shoes In The Hallway Or Lean Small Wooden Crutches In What I Refer To As 'the Baby's Room,' Which Is Actually A Tiny Space Where I Make Things. I Continue To Call It The Baby's Room Because It Confuses People And It's Creepy.

That's Why I Love Improvisational Theater So Much - You Do It [scene] Once And Then It's Done. You Don't Get Bogged Down With A Lot Of Preplanning And Repetition. If I Do Something And It Gets A Laugh, I Don't Want To Do It Again. Why Bother? I'm Just Repeating Myself. It's Boring.

I Don't Really Consider Myself To Be A Comedian. I Mean, It's Not Like I'm Sitting Around Writing Jokes Or Anything. I Just Like Dressing Up And Pretending To Be Other People.