I Am Always So Happy To Be

When I Arrive In Los Angeles In The Entertainment Community, And I Use Implements Like A Shovel And A Hammer, Our Society Has Distanced Itself So Far From Working With Its Hands That Those Incredibly Pedestrian Skills Are Perceived As Somehow Being Extraordinary.

My Career Is Inexplicable To Me. So Far I've Just Been Not Getting Fired Despite Being Myself.

I Have A Very Healthy Growth Of Both Head And Facial Hair. People Always Want To Attribute Further Superhuman Powers To Me. It's Funny The Way The Audience Really Seems To Want Me, Nick The Actor, To Exhibit The Same Machismo As Ron Swanson.

I Just Always Had A Penchant For Performing For People.i'm A Jackass Clown.

Branding Is Quite An Important Thing. As An Artist, You Want To Be Able To Explore Facets Of Yourself.