I Am Always Going To Be True

You Can't Comfort The Afflicted With Afflicting The Comfortable.

[on The Birth Of Son William:] Thank Goodness He Hasn't Got Ears Like His Father.

They Say It Is Better To Be Poor And Happy Than Rich And Miserable, But How About A Compromise Like Moderately Rich And Just Moody?

If Men Had To Have Babies, They Would Only Ever Have One Each.

I Am Not A Political Figure, Nor Do I Want To Be One; But I Come With My Heart.