I Am A Woman Above Everything Else.

A Newspaper Reported I Spend $30,000 A Year Buying Paris Clothes And That Women Hate Me For It. I Couldn't Spend That Much Unless I Wore Sable Underwear.

A Camel Makes An Elephant Feel Like A Jet Plane.

When Harvard Men Say They Have Graduated From Radcliffe, Then We've Made It.

Sex Is A Bad Thing Because It Rumples The Clothes.

If You Bungle Raising Your Children, I Don't Think Whatever Else You Do Matters Very Much.