I Am A Very Selfish Person.

[wearing Padding To Make My Breasts Look Larger For A Movie] Was Great, But It Also Made Me Think, You Know, A Lot Of Women Who Go Out And Get Implants, What's So Insecure About Them That They Would Rather Have Someone Look There Than In Their Eyes?

I Love Fast Cars... And To Go Too Fast In Them.

To Put Me Through School My Morn Had To Work, So I Was A Latchkey Kid.

I'm Afraid Of The Dark, So I Have A Lot Of Night-lights.

But I Know Somebody Who Has A Bedside Urinal. How Do I Compete With That?