I Am A Very Selfish Person.

I Love Receiving Fan Mail.

I Had So Many Freckles That My Mother Used To Say That They Were Kisses From The Angels. I Still Have Them.

I Love Children And I Love Men, But I Can't Commit To Either For The Rest Of My Life.

I'm The Kind Of Woman Who, When She Walks Into A Party, All The Other Women Leave The Room.

But I Know Somebody Who Has A Bedside Urinal. How Do I Compete With That?