I Am A Very Discreet Human When

I Quote Fictional Characters, Because I'm A Fictional Character Myself!

I Really Love The Internet. They Say Chat-rooms Are The Trailer Park Of The Internet But I Find It Amazing.

There Are Two Things That I Know For Certain Guys Are Good For: Pushing Swings And Killing Insects.

I Went To A Doctor And Told Him I Felt Normal On Acid, That I Was A Light Bulb In A World Of Moths. That Is What The Manic State Is Like.

I Spent A Year In A 12-step Program, Really Committed, Because I Could Not Believe What Had Happened - That I Might Have Killed Myself.