I Am A Typed Director. If I

Cary Grant Is The Only Actor I Ever Loved In My Whole Life.

Seeing A Murder On Television Can Help Us Unload The Feelings Of Hate Themselves. If You Do Not Have Feelings Of Hatred, May Be Obtained In The Advertising Interval.

Drama Is Real Life With All The Boring Parts Cut Out.

These Are Bagpipes. I Understand The Inventor Of The Bagpipes Was Inspired When He Saw A Man Carrying An Indignant, Asthmatic Pig Under His Arm. Unfortunately, The Man-made Sound Never Equalled The Purity Of The Sound Achieved By The Pig.

I Am To Provide The Public With Beneficial Shocks.