I Am A Total Me, Me, Me

It's A Bore - B-o-r-e - When You Find You've Begun To Rot.

Once A Crowd Chased Me For An Autograph. "beat It", I Said, "go Sit On A Tack!" "we Made You", They Said. "like Hell You Did", I Told Them.

I Would Have Made A Terrible Parent. The First Time My Child Didn't Do What I Wanted, I'd Kill Him.

Love Has Nothing To Do With What You Are Expecting To Get - Only With What You Are Expecting To Give - Which Is Everything.

Plain Women Know More About Men Than Beautiful Ones Do. But Beautiful Women Don't Need To Know About Men. It's The Men Who Have To Know About Beautiful Women.