I Am A Tender-hearted Person, And I

I Was Born In An Odd Spot And Was A Very Sensitive Kid. My Feelings Could Get Hurt So Easily Because I Always Wanted To Be Loved, I Wanted To Be Touched, I Wanted To Touch Somebody. I Wanted Everybody To Love Me, So I Think I Was Louder Than I Should Have Been. I Was Just Trying To Get Attention. I Always Felt Like I Was Somebody Special, Maybe It's Because I Needed To Be Somebody Special.

I'm Always Amazed By The People Who Work On Stage Who Sing Night After Night, Day After Day, Week In Week Out.

The Only Way I'd Be Caught Without Makeup Is If My Radio Fell In The Bathtub While I Was Taking A Bath And Electrocuted Me And I Was In Between Makeup At Home. I Hope My Husband Would Slap A Little Lipstick On Me Before He Took Me To The Morgue.

I've Been Around Longer Than Most Of My Fans Have Been Alive.

If People Think I'm A Dumb Blonde, Because Of The Way I Look, Then They're Dumber Than They Think I Am. If People Think I'm Not Very Deep Because Of My Wigs And Outfits, Then They're Not Very Deep.