I Am A Socially Awkward Mandork. (nick)

You Are The Only Warmth In My Heart. The Only Sunshine My Winter Has Ever Known. (talon)

I Do Know How To Operate A Computer. (joe) Yeah, Right. What Was It You Said Just Ten Minutes Ago? Get This Damned Thing Off My Desk Before I Shoot It? Now Make The Call, Mr. Hunt-and-peck. (tee)

How Can This Be Your Car? (nick) Well, I Wrote A Really Big Check That Didn’t Bounce To The Dealer And Then The Most Amazing Thing Happened…the Salesman Gave Me The Keys And Let Me Take It Home. It Was Like Magic. (acheron)

I Say We Should Stake Him To An Anthill And Throw Little Pickles At Him! (selena)

Guy? Mister? Mr. Goth Man, Would You Please Wake Up So I Can Leave? I Really Don't Want To Hang Out In A Closet With A Dead Man Any Longer Than I Have To, Okay? C'mon, Please, Don't Make This A Weekend At Bernie's Thing! (amanda)