I Am A Smiling Depressive.

I'll Get Up In The Morning While They've All Got Hangovers And Run My 5 Miles. But The Women Who Do Run Are Usually 10 Years Younger Than Me And They're Really Obsessed About Running. That's All They Do. They're Really Boring.

I Am An Addictive Personality.

It Was Only Literally Hours After The Wedding When He Felt He Didn't Have To Keep Up The Facade.

I Know I Can Get To The Stage Where I'm Drinking A Lot. I Tend To Be Rotten And Groggy All Day And Hanging Out For The Next Drink And Five O'clock, Ping! I Have To Just Stop.

Normal Is A Cycle On The Washing Machine. There Is No Such Thing When It Comes To Human Beings.