I Am A Poem. There Is No

Love Iz A Big Fat Turkey And Every Day Iz Thanksgiving

We Do Not Abandon Ship. I Say, As Corny As It May Sound, Through The Strength And Spirit And Fire And Dare And Gamble Of A Few Men In A Few Ways We Can Save The Carcass Of Humanity From Drowning. No Light Goes Out Until It Goes Out. Let's Fight As Men, Not Rats. Period. No Further Addition.

God Is A Lonely Place Without Steak.

For Each Joan Of Arc There Is A Hitler Perched At The Other End Of The Teeter-totter.

I Can Never Drive My Car Over A Bridge Without Thinking Of Suicide. I Can Never Look At A Lake Or An Ocean Without Thinking Of Suicide.