I Am A Much Better Father And

If You See Anyone From About Sixteen To Sixty-five And They’re Male, Shoot ’em. Kill Every Male You See.

I Began Teaching My Son How To Shoot When He Was Two, Starting With The Basics Of A Bb Rifle. My Theory Is That Kids Get Into Trouble Because Of Curiosity—if You Don’t Satisfy It, You’re Asking For Big Problems. If You Inform Them And Carefully Instruct Them On Safety When They’re Young, You Avoid A Lot Of The Trouble. My Son Has Learned To Respect Weapons. I’ve Always Told Him, If You Want To Use A Gun, Come Get Me. There’s Nothing I Like Better Than Shooting.

But In That Backroom Or Whatever It Is When God Confronts Me With My Sins, I Do Not Believe Any Of The Kills I Had During The War Will Be Among Them. Everyone I Shot Was Evil. I Had Good Cause On Every Shot. They All Deserved To Die.

The Joke Was That President Bush Only Declared War When Starbucks Was Hit. You Can Mess With The U.n. All You Want, But When You Start Interfering With The Right To Get Caffeinated, Someone Has To Pay.

I Don't Have To Psych Myself Up, Or Do Something Special Mentally - I Look Through The Scope, Get My Target In The Cross Hairs, And Kill My Enemy, Before He Kills One Of My People.