I Am A Medical Scientist, Not A

There Is A Clear Matter That I Am Not A Practicing Physician; I Have Never Been A Practitioner; Everybody Has Known For Decades.

I Do Not Practice Clinical Medicine And Hence Do Not Treat Individual Patients. My Career Is In Medical Science.

As Spokesman For Lipitor, I Have Been An Advocate Of Preventive Medicine In Addition To My Work With The Jarvik 2000 Heart, Which Has Rescued People From Death And Sustained A Patient With A Normal, Mobile Lifestyle For Seven And A Half Years - The Longest In The World.

This Idea That Clumsy, Stumbling People Are Real Bright Is Ridiculous, Because Intelligence Is Related To Neurologic Function, And Really Intelligent People Are Very Well-coordinated.

I Am, In Fact, A Medical Doctor; I Am A World Expert In Mechanical Heart Technology; And I Am An Athletically Fit Man Who Takes Care Of His Own Health Through Diet And Exercise, Including Frequent Five Mile Runs.