I Am A Hopeless Romantic And So

This Is My Chance To Get Out There And Appease The Fans Of My Music As Well As Show People That I Do Do Standup Comedy Because A Lot Of People Don't Know That's Where I Started.

You Can't Love Music Without Loving The Beatles.

Oh Yeah, The Preacher's Kid Has To Be The Baddest One. If Everyone Is Smoking Weed, We've Got To Smoke Crack. If You're Throwing Rocks, We've Got To Throw Bigger Rocks

My Father...made Us Shop At Goodwill. I Found Things To Wear And Got Best Dressed (in The Yearbook) Two Years In A Row. I Had Lemons, So I Made Lemonade.

People Think That As A Celebrity, You Have To Have This Sort Of Mystique About You, But I'm Probably The Realest Person You'll Ever Meet.