I Am A Gay Activist And I

My Job Is For The People. It's For The Public. It's For Their Consumption. So I've Done A Lot In That Way, And I See That The Hard Work Has Finally Paid Off.

I Am So Grateful For All The Love And Support I've Had From People Around The World.

I Don't Feel Like I'm Very Pop-star Lame, But I'm Definitely Not Hipster-cool.

I'm On This Extraordinary Adventure, And If I Have No One To Talk To At The End Of The Night, I Feel Lonely.

I Was, Like, Just Eating Flamin' Hot Cheetos And Drinking, And That's It.