I Am A Ford, Not A Lincoln.

The Three-martini Lunch Is The Epitome Of American Efficiency. Where Else Can You Get An Earful, A Bellyful And A Snootful At The Same Time?

An Impeachable Offense Is Whatever A Majority Of The House Of Representatives Considers It To Be At A Given Moment In History; Conviction Results From Whatever Offense Or Offenses Two-thirds Of The Other Body Considers To Be Sufficiently Serious To Require Removal Of The Accused From Office.

One Of The Enduring Truths Of The Nation's Capital Is That Bureaucrats Survive.

I Believe That Prayer In Public Schools Should Be Voluntary. It Is Difficult For Me To See How Religious Exercises Can Be A Requirement In Public Schools, Given Our Constitutional Requirement Of Separation Of Church And State. I Feel That The Highly Desirable Goal Of Religious Education Must Be Principally The Responsibility Of Church And Home. I Do Not Believe That Public Education Should Show Any Hostility Toward Religion, And Neither Should It Inhibit Voluntary Participation, If It Does Not Interfere With The Educational Process.

My Golf Must Be Improving, I'm Not Hitting As Many Spectators.