I Am A Firm Believer In Reincarnation

If You See A Man Opening A Car Door For A Woman, It Means One Of Two Things: It's Either A New Woman Or A New Car!

No Child Is Bad From The Beginning, They Only Imitate Their Atmosphere.

When I Found Out That There Was Eight Presidents Before George Washington, I Wanted To Smack Somebody.

Money Won't Buy You Happiness, But It'll Pay For The Search

There Is Something That Happens When You Get Emancipated. You Approach Life Differently. You Eat Differently. You Respect Yourself More. You Respect The Gift You Have Been Given.