I Am A Black Diamond, Unfaceted. Black

I'm Always Busy. You Know, The More I Do, The More Ideas I Have—that's The Funny Thing. The Brain Is A Muscle, And I'm A Kind Of Body Builder.

Nothing Makes You Look Older Than Attempting To Look Young. You Can Fool Anyone, Apart From The Young. The Worst Are The Lip Operations. There Are People Who Have It Done And I Don't Recognise Them Afterwards. They Look Like They Flew Through The Windscreen During A Car Accident And Were Patched Up Badly Afterwards.

Luxury Is The Income Tax Of Vanity. But It Is So Pleasant.

I Hate Amateurs. I Hate Unprofessional People. There Are Enough People Who Can Do Jobs Decently That There's No Reason That People Who Cannot Do Them Decently [should] Pretend To Be Great At It.

Fantasy Is Often Better Than Reality. It's Much More Inspiring Not To Go To Places Than To Go.