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Electronic Devices Dislike Me. There Is Never A Day When Something Isn't Ailing.

Once I Left Out What I Then Considered My Best Line Because There Was A Suspected Column Rat In The House.

Running My Show Is Really Like An Actor Being In Repertory But Where, In One Day In One Performance, You Do Scenes From A Drama, A Farce, A Low Comedy And A Tragedy.

Radio, Which Was A Much Better Medium Than Television Will Ever Be, Was Easy And Pleasant To Listen To. Your Mind Filled Automatically With Images.

While Other Kids Were Out Playing And Doing Healthy Things, I Read An Ancient Judo Book With A Neck Hold That Was Fatal To So Many People They Finally Dropped It From Judo.