I Always Wanted To Be An Astronaut.

You Go To Main Street, And Wal-mart Is Coming To Town And Kicking Out All The Mom And Pop Stores. All The People That Were In The Mom And Pop Stores Are Now Working For Wal-mart.

Golf Is Meaningless, But It Means So Much.

I Can't Hit A Ball More Than 200 Yards. I Have No Butt. You Need A Butt If You're Going To Hit A Golf Ball.

I Look For A Good Story. Usually The Best Stories Are The Ones That Are Unbelievably True. 'soul Surfer' Is One Of Those Stories.

What, Like I Want To Look Like Dick Clark? No. I Think I Look Great With Liver Spots.