I Always Thought My Records Were Number

A Rock Musician's Career Is Short-lived. To Extend It, You Need To Do Other Things To Keep Yourself Fresh.

I Consider Myself To Be First And Foremost A Comic Writer. The Way I Entertain Myself - Especially In Those Long And Grim Hours In The Office - Is To Write Stuff I Find Funny.

Most Of The Time, Feelings Just Seem To Get In The Way. They're A Luxury For The Idle, A Bourgeois Concept. Feelings Are Overrated.

I Have To Be Able To See The Thing That's Going On That I'm Writing About, Or Else It Just Doesn't Make Any Sense To Me.

My Records Are Basically A Litany Of Complaints Against The World, And I'm Quite Like That In Real Life As Well.