I Always Loved Rock Guitar. I Just

I Once Asked Axl Why He Left The 'e' Off His Name. He Started Crying And Said He Thought He'd Spelled It Right.

An Anagram Of Axl Rose Is Oral Sex. Why Do I Know? Because When I'm Not Playing Music I Love Solving Erotic Jumbles.

When I See Footage Of Guns N' Roses, I See That Fu**ing Hunger And Attitude. You Could Not F**k With Those Five Guys. It Was Just Raw. It Was This Lean, Hungry Thing On Its Way Up. It Was As Sincere As Any Rock 'n' Roll That I've Ever Heard, And I'm Proud Of That.

I've Always Had To Do Things My Way; I Play Guitar My Way; I've Taken Myself To The Edges Of Life My Way; I've Gotten Clean My Way; And I'm Still Here. Whether Or Not I Deserve To Be Is Another Story.

If I Ever Go Bald, I'll Kill Myself.