I Always Had The Desire To Entertain

When You Grow Up In America Things Like Christianity Waters Down Your Feeling... When You're Taught To Love Everybody, Taught To Love You're Enemies, What Value Does That Put On Love?

I'd Like To Think That I'd Helped People All Over The World To Question The Things They Otherwise Would Have Accepted As The Truth. I'd Also Like To Think That I'd Charmed Them A Bit With My Lovely Vocal Stylings And The Baring Of My Lovely Arse.

I Always Had The Desire To Entertain People, Whether It Was To Make 'em Laugh Or To Scare 'em Or Stir Things Up Just To Cause Problems.

Once I Threw A Water Bottle From The Stage Into The Audience, And It Hit Tony Bennett In The Head. It Was A Special Moment For Me.

Marilyn Monroe Wasn't Even Her Real Name, Charles Manson Isn't His Real Name, And Now, I'm Taking That To Be My Real Name. But What's Real? You Can't Find The Truth, You Just Pick The Lie You Like The Best.