I Always Felt I Was A Nobody,

If You're Gonna Be Two-faced At Least Make One Of Them Pretty.

No One Ever Told Me I Was Pretty When I Was A Little Girl. All Little Girls Should Be Told They're Pretty, Even If They Aren't.

In Hollywood A Girl's Virtue Is Much Less Important Than Her Hairdo. You're Judged By How You Look, Not By What You Are. Hollywood's A Place Where They'll Pay You A Thousand Dollars For Kiss, And Fifty Cents For Your Soul. I Know, Because I Turned Down The First Offer Often Enough And Held Out For The Fifty.

I Know I Will Never Be Happy, But I Know I Can Be Gay!

Jewish Men Don't Know Anything.