I Always Feel So Pretentious Talking About

My Wife Is Way Funnier Than I Am. As Much As I Don't Really Feel I Share A Sense Of Humour With My Family, I Definitely Share One With Her - We Find The Same Things Funny.

I Enjoy Having Breakfast In Bed. I Like Waking Up To The Smell Of Bacon, Sue Me. And Since I Don't Have A Butler, I Have To Do It Myself. So, Most Nights Before I Go To Bed, I Will Lay Six Strips Of Bacon Out On My George Foreman Grill. Then I Go To Sleep. When I Wake Up, I Plug In The Grill. I Go Back To Sleep Again. Then I Wake Up To The Smell Of Crackling Bacon. It Is Delicious, It's Good For Me, It's The Perfect Way To Start The Day.

How Did I End Up In Films With People Like Keira Knightley... All These Beautiful Leading Ladies And Me - It's Kind Of Shocking.

I Am Always The Type Of Person Who Is Waiting For The Other Shoe To Drop And For It To Peter Out And End. And If It Does That's Fine.

Whenever I Hear Someone Describe Something As A 'kids Movie' Or A 'family Movie,' It Immediately Has A Negative Connotation In My Mind Because I Think, 'well, As An Adult, I Wouldn't Go See It By Myself, Because It's Purely For Children And It Holds Nothing For Me And It's Simplistic And It's Kind Of Easy.'