I Always Claim That The Writer Has

You Don't Have To Know Much, Just A Little Bit More Than Everybody Else.

I Collect Spores, Molds, And Fungus.

We All Wish We Could Be In More Than One Place At The Same Time. People With Families Feel Guilty All The Time-if We Spend Too Much Time With Our Family, We Feel We're Not Working Hard Enough.

I Met Someone Who Said They'd Figured Out My Genre: "madcap Redemption Comedy." I'll Buy That.

You Can't Not Have Feelings About Country Clubs, Whichever Side You're On.