I Always Call Myself A "student" Of

The World Is Split Into Two Halves: The Bacon, And The Bacon Eaters.

Always Maintain The Attitude Of A Student. If You Think You've Done Learning, Bitterness Sets In, But If You Have More To Achieve Every Day, In Any Arena, That Makes Each Morning's Awakening Full Of Potential And Cheery Portent.

Shut Your Damn Mouth.

Don't Use Barbiturates Before Going On Stage. And Be Honest.

I Awaken. I Consume Oxygen, Then Bacon, Eggs And Black Coffee, Then My Wife, Then Bacon.