I Also Try To Think Of Ways

So All My Friends Have Kids Now... Which I Think Is Rude.

I Read The New York Times, And If I'm In A Different City, I'll Skim That Paper.

I Have A Few Business Ideas (that I'm Going To Advertise In High Times, Amongst Other Places), And One Of Them Is A Service In Which I Offer To Eat And Describe Pork To Kosher People.

I'm Concerned About Organized Religion Getting Away With What It Gets Away With.

I've Gotten "condescending" A Million Times, And That's Not Good.