I Also Quite Like To Be Recognized

When I Was Growing Up, I Thought I'd Be A Lot Happier If I Was Famous And Successful And If I Had Money.

Democracy Is A Gleaming Excalibur - Let's Not Use It Just To Mend The Toaster.

I Thought I Was Promiscuous, But It Turns Out I Was Just Thorough.

When I First Became Famous In The United Kingdom It Was Helpful Because It Meant There Wasn't A Spite Of 'this Bloke's A Drug Addict,' 'this Bloke F**ks All These Women' Because I Was Just Making Jokes About All Those Things Already, So It Made Me Some Kind Of Incorruptible Indefatigable, Indestructible Force.

People Don't Realize That The Future Is Just Now, But Later.