I Also Like The Banging Piano -

I Never Accepted The Idea That I Had To Be Guided By Some Pattern Or Blueprint.

I Gave Up Rock 'n' Roll For The Rock Of Ages! I Used To Be A Glaring Homosexual Until God Changed Me!

I Was Washing Dishes At The Greyhound Bus Station At The Time And I Said, 'awap Bop A Lup Bop A Wop Bam Boom, Take 'em Out!'

I Let People Know That It Was All Right To Do The Kinds Of Things I Did.

Elvis May Be The King Of Rock And Roll, But I Am The Queen.