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As A Critic, I Try Very Hard To Say Exactly What I Think. And In A Medium In Which We Are Well-known For The Binary Thumbs Up And Thumbs Down, I Try To Be Able To Give The Mixed Review. But Most Pictures Fall Into That Middle Ground, So I Wrestle Over Which Way My Thumb Is Going To Turn. It's Not Flip.

Two Things Are Not Debatable: Eroticism, And Comedy. If You Don't Think It's Sexy, Or Funny, There's No Way I Can Change Your Mind.

The Only Actor Who I Think Probably Might Have Possibly Taken A Swing At Me If He Could Have Would Be Burt Reynolds. He Used To Call Roger And Me The Bruise Brothers, Out Of Chicago.

Is This Film More Interesting Than A Documentary Of The Same Actors Having Lunch?

In Fact, Cannonball Run Ii. I Used To Pick That As The Worst Movie Ever Made.