I Add Status To Any Tournament I

I Don't Like American Girls. They're Very Conceited, You Know. In Europe They're More Pleasant.

Chess Is A Matter Of Delicate Judgement, Knowing When To Punch And How To Duck.

I Love Chess, And I Didn't Invent Fischerandom Chess To Destroy Chess. I Invented Fischerandom Chess To Keep Chess Going. Because I Consider The Old Chess Is Dying, It Really Is Dead. A Lot Of People Have Come Up With Other Rules Of Chess-type Games, With 10x8 Boards, New Pieces, And All Kinds Of Things. I'm Really Not Interested In That. I Want To Keep The Old Chess Flavor. I Want To Keep The Old Chess Game. But Just Making A Change So The Starting Positions Are Mixed, So It's Not Degenerated Down To Memorisation And Prearrangement Like It Is Today.

Chess Is Like War On A Board

She And I Just Don't See Eye To Eye Together. She's A Square. She Keeps Telling Me That I'm Too Interested In Chess, That I Should Get Friends Outside Of Chess, You Can't Make A Living From Chess, That I Should Finish High School And All That Nonsense. She Keeps In My Hair And I Don't Like People In My Hair, You Know, So I Had To Get Rid Of Her.