I Actually Have Two Children Now, And

Juno Macguff: You Can Never Have Too Many Of Your Favorite One Calorie Breath Mints.

The One Thing I Have Found About Hollywood Is It's A Town Full Of People Who Believe In Themselves, Often To A Degree Where They're What You Would Call "delusional."

Juno Macguff: [yelling Through The House] Dad? Mac Macguff: What? Juno Macguff: Either I Just Peed My Pants Or Um... Mac Macguff: *or*...? Juno Macguff: Thundercats Are Go!

I Myself Identify As A Recovering Blockhead. You'd Be Surprised How Many Twenty- And Thirty-something Hipster Chicks Have The Nkotb Skeleton In Their Closet, Albeit Artfully Concealed By Stacks Of Ksubi Skinny Jeans And Ironic Judas Priest T-shirts.

Fact: The New '90210' Is Cooler Than The Old '90210.' It's The Lithe, Streamlined Skipper To The Elder Series' Venerable Barbie. Gone Are The Traditional Parents - They've Been Replaced By A Hipster Mom N' Pop Who Get Busted Necking In The Car.