I Act Like A Jerk Sometimes.

Well It's Hard To Be Yourself, It's The Hardest Job There Is.

It's Hard To Be An Artist. It's Hard To Be Anything. It's Hard To Be.

If It Starts To Drag On Set, Or If You Feel Like It's Not A Fun Experience, People Get Down, The Energy Gets Down. You've Got To Keep The Energy Up.

Buddy Hackett [was] Talking - This Is Hackett, Not Me - About The Virgin Mary, A Limerick Sort Of Thing, And All These Children And Families ... The Look Of Absolute Horror. He's Going On And On And On, And Finally He Stops. It's Just Total Horror, And The Camera's Still Rolling. You Can Hear It, Sort Of A Grinding Noise. And The Director Says, "anything Else, Bud?"

When I Feel Like I'm Stuck, I Do Something - Not Like I'm Mother Teresa Or Anything, But There's Someone That's Forgotten About In Your Life, All The Time. Someone That Could Use An 'attaboy' Or A 'how You Doin' Out There.