Hypocrisy ... Is Only Bad When It

The Function Of The Actor Is To Make The Audience Imagine For The Moment That Real Things Are Happening To Real People.

All Great Truths Begin As Blasphemies.

Sexually,woman Is Nature's Contrivance For Perpetuating Its Highest Achievement.

Self-denial Is Not A Virtue; It Is Only The Effect Of Prudence On Rascality.

Am Reserving Two Tickets For You For My Premiere. Come And Bring A Friend - If You Have One. Telegram Inviting Winston Churchill To Opening Night Of Pygmalion. Churchill Wired Back: Impossible To Be Present For The First Performance. Will Attend The Second - If There Is One.