Husbands Never Become Good; They Merely Become

A Newspaper Is A Device For Making The Ignorant More Ignorant And The Crazy Crazier.

The Truth That Survives Is Simply The Lie That Is Pleasantest To Believe.

War May Make A Fool Of Man, But It By No Means Degrades Him; On The Contrary, It Tends To Exalt Him, And Its Net Effects Are Much Like Those Of Motherhood On Women.

The Worst Government Is The Most Moral.

Popularity--the Capacity For Listening Sympathetically When Men Boast Of Their Wives And Women Complain Of Their Husbands.