Hunter S. Thompson Brings A Lunatic Genius

Modern Air Travel Means Less Time Spent In Transit. That Time Is Now Spent In Transit Lounges.

What Would Be A Road Hazard Anywhere Else, In The Third World Is Probably The Road.

I Didn't Realize What Fun It Was [ Been A Reporter].

This Country Was Founded By Religious Nuts With Guns.

You Know, If Government Were A Product, Selling It Would Be Illegal. ... Government Contains Impure Ingredients - As Anybody Who's Looked At Congress Can Tell You. ... Government Practices Deceptive Advertising. And The Merest Glance At The Federal Budget Is Enough To Convict The Government Of Perjury, Extortion, And Fraud. ... In A Nutshell: Government Should Be Against The Law. Term Limits Aren't Enough. We Need Jail.