Humphrey Searle Writes Music That Sounds Like

In Recent Years, Perhaps Encouraged By Competition From Mcdonald's, The British Hamburger Has Become A Credit To The Nation. At The Time Of Which I Speak, It Looked Like A Scorched Beer-coaster Or A Tenderized Disc Brake.

She [marilyn Monroe] Was Good At Being Inarticulately Abstracted For The Same Reason That Midgets Are Good At Being Short.

Being Young Is Wonderful. But One Of The Secrets Of Being A Human Individual - A Mature Human Individual Shall We Put It Rather Grandly - Is That You Can See This Desire In Perspective.

Whoever Called Snooker "chess With Balls" Was Rude, But Right.

On The Correctly Formed Pubescent Girl, A Speedo Looked Wonderful. When It Was Wet, It Was An Incitement To Riot.