Humor Is The Instinct For Taking Pain

Laughter Is, After Speech, The Chief Thing That Holds Society Together.

If One Were Loyal To One's Nation Only Because It Was Good And True ... One Would Not Be Loyal To Any Nation But To Truth And Goodness. The Idea Of Patriotism Would Have No Place Either In Our Dictionaries Or Our Lives.

He [p.g.wodehouse] Is I Believe, The Only Man Living Who Speaks With Equal Fluency The American And English Languages.

I Don't Know Why It Is We Are In Such A Hurry To Get Up When We Fall Down. You Might Think We Would Lie There And Rest For A While.

A Smile Is The Universal Welcome.