Humor Is The Harmony Of The Heart.

He Is One Of Those Wise Philanthropists Who, In A Time Of Famine, Would Vote For Nothing But A Supply Of Toothpicks.

A Coquette Is Like A Recruiting Sergeant, Always On The Lookout For Fresh Victims.

Jewels! It's My Belief That When Woman Was Made, Jewels Were Invented Only To Make Her The More Mischievous.

Duty, Though Set About By Thorns, May Still Be Made A Staff Supporting Even While It Tortures. Cast It Away, And, Like The Prophet's Wand, It Changes To A Snake.

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