Humor Is Not A Trick, Not Jokes.

It Is A Sin To Believe Evil Of Others But It Is Seldom A Mistake.

I've Wanted To Be A Writer Since I Was A Boy, Though It Seemed An Unlikely Outcome Since I Showed No Real Talent. But I Persevered And Eventually Found My Own Row To Hoe. Ignorance Of Other Writers' Work Keeps Me From Discouragement And I Am Less Well-read Than The Average Bus Driver.

Humor Needs To Come In Under Cover Of Darkness, In Disguise, And Surprise People.

A Child Can Educate Just About Anybody.

Don't Tear Up The Page And Start Over Again When You Write A Bad Line-try To Write Your Way Out Of It. Make Mistakes And Plunge On. Writing Is A Means Of Discovery, Always.