Humor Is An Excellent Method Of Keeping

Your Trousers Are On Fire. I Would Have Told You, But You So Dislike Advice.

Humor Is An Excellent Method Of Keeping A Tight Rein On Unproductive Displays Of Emotion.

Martyrdom Is Often The Result Of Excessive Gullibility.

There Was No Warning, Not Even A Knock. The Door Flew Open, And He Forgot His Present Aches And Pains In Anticipation Of What Lay In Store. The Figure That Stood In The Door Was Not That Of An Enemy. It Was Worse. It Was His Mother.

I Do Not Scruple To Employ Mendacity And A Fictitious Appearance Of Female Incompetence When The Occasion Demands It.