Humans Are The Only Animals That Have

Keeping House Is As Unpleasant And Filthy As Coal Mining, And The Pay's A Lot Worse.

I'm Here As A Radio Journalist But Am Not Even Sure Which Part Of A Tape Recorder Takes The Pictures.

In Washington Journalists Can Afford To Live Almost As Well As People Who Work For A Living.

Soldiers Are Not Policemen, And It's Very Unfair, Even For Those Soldiers Who Have Some Police Training, To Burden Them With Police Duties. It's Not What They're Trained For, Or Equipped For.

Who, Other Than A Crazy Person, Does Anything Besides Hang Up On A Robo-call? Any Call, Any Person, Anywhere, Under Any Circumstances.