Humanity Is Just A Virus With Shoes.

Why Is Marijuana Against The Law? It Grows Naturally Upon Our Planet. Doesn’t The Idea Of Making Nature Against The Law Seem To You A Bit . . . Unnatural?

Good Comedy Helps People Know They're Not Alone. Great Comedy Provides An Answer.

No One Knows What It's Like ... To Be A Dustbin ... In Shaftesbury ... With Hooligans.

I Can Speak For Every Guy In This Room Here Tonight. Guys, If You Could Blow Yourselves, Ladies, You'd Be In This Room Alone Right Now. Watching An Empty Stage.

It Has Become More And More Obvious That There Is One Political Party In America, And That Is The Business Party.