Human Pride Is A Strange Thing; It

Love Is Blind, But Marriage Restores Its Sight.

Theologians Always Try To Turn The Bible Into A Book Without Common Sense.

A Man Is Never More Serious Than When He Praise Himself.

Man…who Lives In Three Places – In The Past, In The Present, And In The Future – Can Be Unhappy If One Of These Three Is Worthless. Religion Has Even Added A Fourth – Eternity.

To Live When You Do Not Want To Is Dreadful, But It Would Be Even More Terrible To Be Immortal When You Did Not Want To Be. As Things Are, However, The Whole Ghastly Burden Is Suspended From Me By A Thread Which I Can Cut In Two With A Penny-knife.