How Wondrous Familiar Is A Fool!

Growing Up In Connecticut, All The Colonial Houses Looked Alike. In Los Angeles, The Diversity Is So Extreme, It's Baffling.

I Was On Food Stamps Until I Was 18 And Became An Adult.

All Of Us Little Bald White Guys Wearing Glasses Kind Of Look The Same.

I Remember I Went To Berlin Right After The Wall Came Down. I First Went To East Berlin, And All The Buildings Were Old And Falling Down, And Now When You Go Back To Berlin, You Know You're In The East Because All The Buildings Are Brand New And Very Tall.

Never Have Public Feuds With Anyone Who's Surrounded By People Who Carry Guns.