How To Fail: Try Too Hard.

If You Don't Know, It's Not Always Necessary To Admit It.

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A Bore Is Someone Who Persists In Holding His Own Views After We Have Enlightened Him With Ours.

A Man Can't Do More Than He Can - But He Can At Least Do That Much.

One's Real Worth Is Never A Quantifiable Thing.