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Over 85% Of All Statistics Are Made Up On The Spot.

One's Ribs Shouldn't Be Prison Bars.

These Jokes The World Plays, They're Not Funny At All.

I Understand Now That Boundaries Between Noise And Sound Are Conventions. All Boundaries Are Conventions, Waiting To Be Transcended. One May Transcend Any Convention If Only One Can First Conceive Of Doing So.