How Impossible It Is Not To Laugh

Sir Patrick Rackrent Lived And Died A Monument Of Old Irish Hospitality.

Young Ladies Who Think Of Nothing But Dress, Public Amusements, And Forming What They Call High Connexions, Are Undoubtedly Most Easily Managed, By The Fear Of What The World Will Say Of Them.

The Human Heart, At Whatever Age, Opens To The Heart That Opens In Return.

Habit Is, To Weak Minds, A Species Of Moral Predestination, From Which They Have No Power To Escape.

The Bore Is Usually Considered A Harmless Creature, Or Of That Class Of Irrationa Bipeds Who Hurt Only Themselves.